Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.

Moons over my hammy and chill?

by Asheanra Calvin-Beasley-Moritz May 10, 2016

Mongschlong

After consuming one too many beers and then trying to have sex with someone while struggling with a limp penis

I pulled a bird but after all that beer all I could do her with was my mongschlong

by Darth Stimo October 18, 2016

Moobs

The pecks on a man aka man boobs... moobs

Oh my gosh, look at Joe's saggy moobs!

by Crazyduck21 November 21, 2016

moegsien

an inhuman human who specializes in mumbling

yesterday i could not believe my eyes, when i could not hear a moegsien

by superduif March 7, 2017

moog

A moog is an internet troll who is so dumb they refute any idea based solely on the fact it makes them uncomfortable, so they make fun of it but deep down they fear it to be true. See cognitive dissonance, idiot, sheep

This poster is trolling our thread trying to distract readers from the topic...get a life you fucking moog!

by Lioness77 March 20, 2017

mooglibate

Just a bad spelling of masturbate

"Moo-glee-bait"

How do you mooglibate with your brother in the room?

by Rinanaboat ✌🏿🍌 April 21, 2017

Mooger

A cow booger

Look at that massive mooger in his nose!!

by Tinkerbell0523 May 7, 2017