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Montes

A girl with the last name Montes is the most intelligent, kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl you will ever meet. BUT GOD DAMN DOES SHE HAVE THE NICEST BODY. Perfect sizes for everything... She is the most amazing person you will ever meet... She will never let you forget about her... She is so cool and easy to relate to, If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this girl. You are blessed. And if your dating this girl, buddy this girl is your miracle because you are probably the most luckiest guy on the earth to get to see her face up close. As long as your with her it will be heaven.
jeff: Hey did you see the new girl?
Joe: Yeah the Montes girl?
Jeff: Dude shes so pretty.
by Iamreallyboredrightnow March 1, 2023
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Montega

Slang for heroin also “dog food
Hey brother where can I find some montega? My dog is hungry
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Monté

Monté is the most cool guy you would ever meet. Tall and handsome with a walk so smooth, everyone notices when he enters the room. He can give great advice , listens carefully but also speaks his mind. Although his demeanor is mostly calm and mellow, anxiety can get the best of him. He is honest and generous with those he loves, always putting a smile on their faces. Artistic visual mind, producing various skills. Smarter and sexier than your average. Good friend to chill with. Passion that overflows in the bedroom. Sweet , kind, and affectionate. The kind of guy you find once in a lifetime. You may find shelter deep within this mountain.
Who is that?”

Girl , that’s Monté. ”
by one true ace June 1, 2023
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monkeke

you are a monkeke”
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montukali

A rare entity who is a manifestation of lord panthor and assumes the form of a fat pig with the tail of a fish and resides in the holy waters of dumbur.
I can't believe we got a glimpse of montukali during our last visit to dumbur
by Diljeet acharya August 27, 2023
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moneky

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monteith

a kind of frog found in ones own stomach
Hey, how has that monteith been treating you lately?
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