Mexican Wage

Substantially less than minimum wage, usually in jobs reserved for Mexicans

Nick: "How's the new job working out?"

Jose: "Horrible, they're only paying me 5 dollars an hour"

Nick: "Damn, straight up Mexican Wage!"

by Flaco5846 September 14, 2012

Mexican circumcision

When you’re climbing a fence or wall and snag your foreskin causing it to get ripped off.

My friend had a Mexican circumcision when trying to hop the border.

by ScoobyS December 05, 2019

Mexican Mobele

A black truck that Oscar drives to drive Cassie, Izzy and Ziv around while listening to Mexican music

Oscar drive us with the Mexican Mobele

by Someone20101994 April 11, 2010

Mexican queefadia

When a Mexican chick queefs into a quesadia, then you eat it

Benitia prepared a tasty Mexican queefadia for Jose and he licked the plate dry... Then asked for seconds

by Juanita queefalot March 19, 2011

Mexican Straitjacket

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito

The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.

by blacktie November 24, 2012

Mexican Sourgrub

When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.

Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.

by Seeeh September 03, 2009

Mexican doorhanger

When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.

Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.

by Woperator11 August 01, 2017