mexican playground

The toy section at goodwill.

"I saw a Mexican kid playing with a chewed up wiffle ball bat from 1996, and a headless Barbie Doll with marker all over it at the Mexican playground."

by LongJohnMcDickBelch January 2, 2014

Mexican Bitchout

An expression used to describe the act of leaving a party or going to bed without notifying anyone.

"Where did Mitzie go?"-C
"I think she is sleeping upstairs. She must have pulled a Mexican bitchout." - M

by School St. Gang December 27, 2011

Mexican Campfire

Male masturbation where the penis is doused in hot sauce and placed between the palms of the hands, and the hands are rubbed together over the penis like they are being warmed in a campfire.

Jose performed a Mexican Campfire when he ran out of lube.

by G$G September 2, 2019

Mexican Sourgrub

When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.

Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.

by Seeeh September 2, 2009

Mexican Mobele

A black truck that Oscar drives to drive Cassie, Izzy and Ziv around while listening to Mexican music

Oscar drive us with the Mexican Mobele

by Someone20101994 April 10, 2010

Mexican Iceberg

When tip of my poop sticks put of the water

I just shit so much, I left a Mexican Iceberg

by nme619 February 4, 2015

Mexican Sunscreen

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one

-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen

by Gratefullyendowed May 25, 2011