The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.

trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.

by sativu March 5, 2025

MFN method

My fucking nuts method

Most commonly used when tricking a friend about a form of Pokémon shiny hunting

“Hey have you tried the MFN method?”

by not a mumkay October 9, 2021

The Linux Method

Defines people who constantly tell others about something they're doing, often without being solicited. Named after Linux users who can't stay one minute without telling everybody that it's better than windows.

Matt: Why is Alex asking everybody to learn German with him?
Dylan: Well, that's the Linux Method

by arvid1328 April 4, 2025

Futon Method

When you have a partner in your back seat and fold down your backseats to make a bigger area for you and your partner

When I was with chloe we were in my back seat and i used the futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

Baturian Method

Act of inserting an object into your arse when you are unsure about what to do with it.

"I can't fit into these shoes anymore."

"Well, you can always use the Baturian Method. "

by Hastwyk November 20, 2016

griffin method

a subgenre of tiktok videos consisting of people ranting about their lives with an element called the griffin method

The griffin method consists of slowing down and speeding up during important parts of videos.
This was an adaptation of the genre giftok, in which people started using the white flash transition and slowing down their videos while short clips of memes, tv shows, anime, video games. The griffin method boosts viewer engagement and makes the videos more entertaining and funny, hence why most tiktok creators nowadays use them

gurt: bro my videos get no views bro
me: js use the griffin method
gurt: yo

by werykul April 26, 2025

Lancashire Foam Method

When you jerk someone off or engage in penetration using shampoo as as a lubricant

“Yo, do you wanna try the Lancashire Foam method?”

by 67mustard July 21, 2025