Hungarian spazzing goon method

The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.

Jimmy was the winner of 2024's national championship of the Hungarian spazzing goon method.

by YVLdoja January 6, 2025

beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis

"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."

by dogloverbutnotinthatway6969 June 19, 2018

The Synonym Method

When you secretly date two women that have the same initials, that way you put said initials in your instagram bio and both girls think it's them. Bonus points if they're related.

-Dude, I banged Alyssa Morrison in the morning and Amelia McInfrey in the evening.
-Wait so who's initials are those in your Instagram bio?
-I used the synonym method on 'em, they can't tell who "A.M.♡ " is, and tbh neither can I ;).

by Greenbergthewise July 29, 2019

The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025

Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.

“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”

by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011

Steve-O Method

The Steve-O method is a method used to get 10% off Macbooks from Steve Wozniak. The Steve-O method involves Jackass star Steve-O and American entrepreneur and electrical engineer Steve Wozniak. This method was created by Majestic all rights reserved.

The Steve-O method is better than all the other methods

by Laflamme January 7, 2024

Iron bar method

When a man is in a relationship or has very strong romantical feelings for someone rejection or a breakup can lean to the use of the Iron bar method. The Iron bar method was created on TikTok as a way to get a past lover back to you during no contace or just after a breakup. The Iron bar method is also used to get out anger in sadness in a physical way. The Iron bad method is only used in dire circumstances when a man had been broken beyond repair. A man who was so deeply in love that they would've gave their life for their lover. To the point where their lover comes before themself, their family, friends, and even God. To excicute the Iron bar method you need to go to a gym and lift an ungodly amount of weight until you can feel the rage of Zeus flowing through your veins. In short the iron bar method is going to the gym to get shredded.

Thomas fell in love with the school bop and is now using the Iron bar method.

by justachillguy_67 March 24, 2025