Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment

I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Bish Method

A method used by men who are obsessed with rich men and want to be them so bad because they always get girls. The bish method is used particularly to seduce women into having sexual intercourse with a trick used to get deep.

“Dude I tried the bish method on my girl last night, and it worked!”

by lockjawlovah July 28, 2022

WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.

1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."

by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022

Jellyfish Method

A tried and true method of creating a really shit band. A method for making cringiest, corniest, most ear splintering musical group of all time. Once such a terrible band is creating you might refer to them as "The Jellyfish Method"

My sister likes the Jellyfish Method, yeah it's a new band that's awful

by mmswbngs September 9, 2022

The method

The act of pissing in a condom, freezing it, and then using it to pleasure oneself.

David: "George, I just did the method, and I'm never going back!"
"I told you it was good!"

by Sneakylilbish198 September 17, 2022

FF Method

The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.

"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"

by wordturd777 October 12, 2022

Shotgun Method

A male or female (mostly male) uses an unorthodox way of gaining a significant other. Like a shotgun you would shoot at someone multiple times hoping it does damage. The shotgun method doesn’t work from far away therefore making it inevitable for a restraining order to be filed.

Ace is a prolific user of the shotgun method.

by Norskmann1201 October 27, 2022