Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.

"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"

by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006

Merlin's Beard

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.

"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"

by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.

Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!

by Merking Minge June 12, 2022

Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024

Meeking

When a person gets upset at you for not tweeting them, liking your Facebook/IG posts, sharing their post, texting them back, calling them back. They tend to go rant about you, either telling all your business or making shit up.

Babe, why are you Meeking just because I didn't reply back.

by XietronX September 1, 2015

Meeking

when a person gets upset at you for not tweeting, liking their Facebook/IG photo, nor sharing their post, texting them back. They tend to go on a rant about you and telling all ya business (Named after meek mill going a twitter rant about Drake for not posting his latest album DWMTM)

Person1: Bitch! Why u aint post my mixtape ?!!??
Person2: Eh.. i mean
Person1:Oh man, You better be on twitter tonight !!!!!
Person1: *RANTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA*
Person2: Nigga u Meeking right now .. smh

by dawgs1 September 1, 2015