Mega Pickles

A different way of saying a guy's dick just used but in a different term. Also, could use to be referring to the pixels in a camera but said wrong!

Chris: How many mega pickles is your camera?
Tasha: Mega what?
Chris Mega Pickles! I mean mega pixels!

Tasha: *confused face*
Chris and Tash: Laughing so hard and keeps repeating Mega Pickles

by MegaPickle2016 December 5, 2016

mega bitch

noun - the seat located in the middle of the front seat of a car.

Jack: Not bitch!
Herbert: Shotgun!
Lisa: Not Mega Bitch!

by PopMoneyBills March 19, 2007

mega muffin

a greatly attractive individual inside and out with a obnoxious yet hysterical method of laughing which involves covering her face that is turning bright red, slightly bending her knees with her feet curing inward kind of penguin toed and stomping her feet while screeching what sounds like a mating call for a abnormal scientific test turkey. you can see her working at canby fred meyers in apparel molesting the manikins she will probably be wearing some kind of green.

me: one hangs lower then the other.

mega muffin: buah hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

by bubba ducky March 31, 2009

mega coo

Very bad, horrible, terrible. Sarcastic form of the phrase 'mega cool'.

I just lost my wallet. That is mega coo.

You're a mega coo guy.

by mega coo guy June 1, 2005

mega squirt

a standalone fuel management system. usually used by vw's or whoever else wants to use it, its an independent unit, meaning it is not stock on any particular vehicle, but is an aftermarket modification.

Damn that mega squirt set up is runnin so tits on that scirocco.

by bigboy97 February 22, 2007

mega douche

a douche that is so mega he becomes TD the dean.

originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.

thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.

oh my god dean your not even a douche in the mist anymore your a full blown mega douche

by baallyy January 14, 2010

Mega Taint

The fictional or factual area on a person located between the wiener stick and the asshole of a person who is either nut-less or accused of being nut-less indicating a higher than normal pussy factor.

1) The footage is a little grainy, but it appears Dan has a mega taint.

2) Dan, I can't believe you're such a pussy. That chick was practically begging you to put it on her face and you just whimpered something and walked away. What a mega taint!

by Chamen September 16, 2009