Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

by BKDinGA July 23, 2010

Meat Rattle

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.

I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!

by Things hooligans say June 17, 2020

Meat rush

Getting an erection.

Bro, that chick is so hot! I'm getting a meat rush!

by Madridwind May 15, 2016

meat model

anti - tonsil embodiment of glizzy gobbling domination .

son I swear ... big redd a meat model ~ she really know how to eat that bitch up 💯 .

by bael_______________ November 22, 2020

she meat

a slang term used to describe the penis of a transvestite, also referred to as a she cock.

That ladyboy has her she meat tucked so well you can't even tell it's there.

by Johny J Fox November 20, 2018

Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.

Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!

by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011

rub the meat

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.

Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!

by qwerty223 January 15, 2011