kurt's mathematics centre

A gulag in Russia or a North Korean concentration camp.

I saw my friend at kurt's mathematics centre around 1 year ago
I haven't seen him since

Think you're smart? Have a big ego? Have a cocky attitude? Come to Kurt, He'll fix you!

Kurt's centre is actually a burial ground for all the kids he has hit with his metal ruler.

by sofa. October 19, 2021

mathematics

another gangster way to say phone number

"Hey baby. Whas yo mathematics?"
"My what?"
"Your mathematics."
"Oh my number. No."

by ...<@!+Y March 31, 2007

Mathias

An extremely gay person that has an affinity towards licking other guy's anuses.

Stop licking my ass. Don't be such a Mathias.

by test12311 November 9, 2011

Kim Mathers

A slut and bad mother that should worry about other things than drugs & herself all the time. Eminem could do way better than her & can get anyone he wants that wouldn't cheat on him. Eminem loves Hailie to death more than kim & that's his gurl for life. I hope Kim burns in hell for what she does & that bitch is crazy slitting her wrist. I love U Eminem alwayz & forever. This goes for u Kim die Bitch die. I wish Em did kill u stupid whore, smutt, ugly ass, cheater, close ur legs next time. If I ever saw her Id punch her in the face myself. Good advice Em get rid of her!

Kim Is a whore

by Jaclyn May 5, 2004

Mathieu

A name given to a child with a penis so short, there parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'. Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.

Doctor to parents "im sorry but this is a classic Mathieu case and its best if they are left a boy, the world does need diversity and we cant all be straight."

by t-bearmd March 15, 2009

kim mathers

yo kim mathers made my mom no longer like em because she thinks that he drove her to attempted suicide kim mathers is an evil person for cheating on em or anybody else

kim screwed up her life and proabably her daughters too

by fatman14 June 25, 2004

Mathematics

An impossible system time-consuming shit designed to form mental kidney stones

Man- "I'm going to need you to pick me up from the hospital after I pass mathematics today. The pain is unbearable..."

by Swoody January 25, 2010