Manterpreting

The act of 'Manterpreting' is defined as the instance wherein a male, through no fault of his own but merely because he is a man, will misinterpret even the most basic instructions given to him by a woman, most often causing a job or chore to be done incorrectly and most likely causing great annoyance to the woman. Not to be confused with a man who just does not listen to instructions.

Honestly, I just asked him to get 'a few essentials' from the shop, and he comes home with 12 pots of instant noodles, a metric crescent wrench and a frozen pizza! Bloody Manterpreting!!

by NoenPfhurnix September 30, 2016

Manatee

A really fat person who smells like ass.

Dude that guy over there is fat and smelly, a real manatee.

by ManateesSucks December 7, 2004

manster

shag

wANA manster

by emz September 10, 2003

mantelfetus

Definition: 1 (noun). He who excels at creating and implementing various forms of subterfuge in every day life, especially at a Poker game. 2 (noun). He who is inherently unlucky and always manages to fuck things up. Is also prone to being hit in the face by anything being thrown across a room in jest. 3 (adj). Any person displaying any qualities above. 4 (interjection). May be exclaimed in a deep yet excited whisper when something has gone well or some goal has been achieved through toil or luck.
Background: Invented spontaneously at 3AM during a poker game at the University of Maryland

Abrev: Fetus
Other Forms: Fecal, FecalMatter

Mantelfetus is the greatest guy alive.

Mantelfetus! - upon winning the lottery

by Dave Pohlson December 15, 2004

Manatee

A fat, hairless gay man.

"Check out that bear!"
"No, he's not furry, he's more of a manatee."
"Eww."

by Pseudonym6931 January 24, 2017

Mantelope

half man half antelope

person 1:"OMG did you hear about the new spiderman villian? the mantelope!!??"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"

by huy would like to play November 16, 2007

Manuel

A human which looks like and acts like a dog that often likes hump or penetrate random things. All the Manuel’s have atleest 3 cousins and all of them have the same beginning such as Mari. There is mariquita Molina, mariposa molina, marinera molina. This Manuel tends to have necrophilia and constant sexual intercourse with either a male dog or one of his cousins, in other words incest.

Ex: Oh my fucking god that man is such a fucking Manuel.

Ex: I’m sorry ms. Klein your husband is being charged 50,000 for being a Manuel

by Katlin Glover August 8, 2018