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Mommy Muscle

Top tier, Grade demadome gorilla wrench grip cooch.
When you slide into some Top Tier, Mommy muscle and your trying not to bust quick.
by Dirtbagbradd March 30, 2023
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Import Muscle Cars

Imoport Muscle cars are the big daddies of the Import world generally having at least a 6-Cylinder engine and turbocharged. There are basically six of them: Nissan Skyline GT-R(R32-34), Toyota Supra RZ or RS, Mazda RX-7 (RZ, RS, or Enfini), Nissan 300ZX Fairlady, Honda NSX-T Type-R, and the Mitsubishi GTO Twin-Turbo AWD. Sadly the only car that is still in production and still has the power of it's predecessor is the Nissan Z. You could make arguments for the new Mazda RX-8 but it's nothing compared to the third gen. RX-7.
A 2001 Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 Nur Edition, Now that's an Import Muscle car
by CudaGuy August 21, 2004
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Twitter muscle

The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.
The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"
by TherealGirthquake January 12, 2017
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Decorative Muscle

Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:

1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.

2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).

3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.

4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.
John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.
by Robjef622 May 6, 2017
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Pucker muscle

Your dick will pucker when u happy
Damn dude I got a huge pucker muscle Last night with your grandma
by Big chub August 10, 2017
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Hawaiian Muscle Job

Two large Hawaiian males with ukuleles double penetrating someone while singing "somewhere over the rainbow"
I went to Oahu for my bachelorette party and I ended up getting a Hawaiian Muscle Job from two surfers on the beach
by Capthesaint November 17, 2017
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Degenerative Muscle Coindrome

Degenerative Muscle Coindrome (DMC) is a disability where a person loses all of their Bitcoin and regresses back into the coindrome.
Jack: Ben mate I lost all my BTC, I can feel myself regressing into the coindrome
Ben: Oh shit, sounds like you have Degenerative Muscle Coindrome, Vitalik has that
Jack: Oh money skeleton?
Ben: Yeh, Its ok though don't panic, just buy FUNFAIR, $1 hardcoded
Jack: Hahahaha ok then JJ
by Bendyman123 April 21, 2018
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