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Michael

Is very nice and if you annoy it, it will snap at you like a crocodile who hasn’t had food in a year. Is heterosexual and not gay, gets very annoyed of you call it gay, so my advice is to not call it gay... you would regret it... my number is *11 digit number here*
Michael is the best
by mstrmikeymoo December 2, 2019
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the best guy in the history of the planet that none is better than
the best kid ever is michael
by hellllllllooooooo February 7, 2018
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Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He is a player and disgusting. Never date a Michael unless you really truly like him.
Person 1:” hey did you hear how Michael moved on in a week

Person 2:” Yeah. He such a player”
by itsyogirly February 6, 2020
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He has a massive cock
Wow, Michael has such a big dick
by Child in your basement November 25, 2019
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Michael’s an attractive guy that gets every girls attention literally any girl that comes to school gets scooped by this whore of a man . Even in a tight sealed relationship he would still go and ask some innocent girl for nudes making her brainwashed that he likes her and then soon her titties will be around school she’ll get depressed sad overwhelmed all because michael fucking petite decided to be a slut. if u have a michael or if u ever run into michael. run bc the first thing he’ll ask for is nudes . :v unfaithful ass bitch.

-SMMS ❤️
girl:i’m dating michael i can’t believe it he likes me !!

Friend:well sucks to be u hope ur nudes get leaked .
by shrekchokeme June 7, 2019
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amazing abs and great hair. cocky asf
He had amazing abs... is that a Michael
by dara berger August 27, 2019
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Michael is an amazing boyfriend he is willing to do anything for anyone. He’s the hottest person on earth. He hella loyal and will do anything to get you. Michael is the type of guy who is always ready for a fight. He amazing and no one can change that.
I’m dating Michael and he’s amazing.
by jor&11 September 30, 2018
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