The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.
Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.
or
Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.
or
Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.
by Twice bitten June 26, 2009
Get the Beach Logmug. The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.
I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.
Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
by jarf May 27, 2013
Get the banana loggingmug. "I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"
"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"
"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"
by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009
Get the Deuce Logmug. A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
by DaGoose February 1, 2006
Get the straight logmug. The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.
Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night
Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!
Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!
by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011
Get the Lincoln Loggingmug. 
Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!
Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"
by Snakepit Sean WNB June 4, 2007
Get the Lincoln Logsmug.