Red Lobster

A household chain restaurant specializing in seafood dishes that will surely satiate the appetite of any hungry human who has the palate of a sewer rat.

We went on a date to Red Lobster Friday night and ate 3 baskets of cheddar biscuits and an appetizer of calamari.

by Fane Jonda February 02, 2021

Cheeky Lobster

A male who spreads genital herpes to other men through ass to mouth contact.

I got this shit on my lips because of Phillip that cheeky lobster!

by Meistro bojango November 01, 2016

Swollen lobster

It's the reaction caused by slapping the vagina causing it to puff up and turning it red

Yo bro !! I just slapped this girl's pus so hard I gave her a swollen lobster

by meowsierz777 February 02, 2018

lobster pulp

A really cool sounding... two words.

Wanna know a really cool sounding two words? Lobster Pulp! You fucking ass fuck! Mike be's gay.

by Bob Balls August 28, 2004

lobster penis

a condition characterized by having a large, red weewee

Golly gee,Jean,you have a lobster penis!

by Rakestraw August 07, 2006

rock lobster

what retarded people think is just a song by the B-52's. It's a boner!

I will fuck you with my rock lobster.

by BettaThanYou May 12, 2008

Colon Lobster

1.Its Like Crabs But In Ur Ass.
2.Its what u get after letting a gay guy put a gerbil in ur ass.
3.ur mom

Omg David you are such a Colon lobster!

by Ass goblin 420 August 23, 2009