Angry Lion Tamer

You crack a whip, scaring the chick into spreading her legs
then you ram your head down her coochie where she proceeds to open and close her legs over and over while yelling RRRAWWWRRR

1)Before Barnum and Bailey ran away to join the circus, they had a brief stint in German Fetish Porn, where they mastered the art of lion taming.

2)Susan wanted to go to the zoo i said bitch don't u know I am broke as fuck i then cracked my whip and gave her the angry lion tamer.

by Dat Nigga Daniel June 11, 2008

Hood Lion

Otherwise known as Food Lion brand grocery stores, the Hood Lion is distinguished by its location in the deepest and darkest parts of the North American ghettos.

When I lived in Norfolk, the nearest grocery store was a Hood Lion. They had the best selection of malt liquor.

by The Drewish September 5, 2006

sexi lion

Hot/sexi best friends brother. Blond flippy hair, blue/brown eyes, plays football & wrestles. SEXI!!!! Likes to whip out his dick.. In a teasing way. Strong, about 5'3, enjoys energy drinks, and coca cola.

Girl # 1: He is a sexi lion!

Girl # 2: I know!
Girl # 1: He is mine bitch!
girl# 2: Um... HELL FUCKING NO!!!!
Girl # 3: shut the fuck up about my brother.
Sexi lion: What's going on??
Girl # 1 and # 2: um.... nothing (they say @ same time)
Girl # 3: You don't wanna know.

by Sexi lion lovers February 19, 2011

angry lion

A woman on her hands and knees, going down on a man. Most women do not like to swallow, so let her know when you are about to cum. When she backs off your penis, finish it off but aim at her hair, then mess her hair up. Guaranteed Angry Lion all the time!

Dude Suzie will never swallow so last night I tapped her head and gave her an angry lion.

by blackyeric October 20, 2006

Lion

Big, shaggy, cats They go rawr and then eat people, but they dont eat people much, they don't like people. probably because they dont eat them much. Thats why they dont like them. A lion escaped from the zoo from my friend once, it might have been a panther or a lemur, but anyway, it went rawr and my friend had to drive away from it. But the lion didn't eat him because lions dont eat people, because they dont like them.

Lion: Rawwwwwwwr
A person: eek, it is a lion, I jolly well hope there is a person who can help me, because there is a lion who will eat me.
Lion: Rawwwwr (Don't worry, I dont eat people, because I don't like them. Thats why I dont eat them.)
A person: I'm not a real person, I'm a woman
Lion: rawr.

by ShinShanShoob June 11, 2006

the lion king

The lion king is when you are doing a girl doggie style and right when you are going to come you pull out and come on your hand and then wipe it on her forehead and say "Simba"

Ace was doing sally and gave her the lion king

by Hurricane Katrina May 14, 2006

Sea Lion

Sea lions are beautiful creatures. However, they lack in grace and class. Much like Gerald, the leather and mesh wearing stud of a man who beats his beyotch Carol and locks her in closets. That's where Disney's Finding Dory got the name for their retarded sea lion. You know, the one with the bucket and the eyebrow. Gerald and Gerald are one in the same. Imagine sea creature, Gerald getting it on with Becky. That would be a sight. What kinky critters. Just like Gerald and Carol. Beautiful.

Gerald the sea lion is a smexy beast. He's got those amazingly dead eyes and an eyebrow that will just make you melt. <3

by OnlyTheWorstPerson November 2, 2019