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loose linguini

A loosew jitalian hooker that is knwn for not packing her goods. and i mean her vagina , a very loose one. It's also known as gonohorrea in the vagina.
Dude this girl had a loose linguini, so i put some red sauce on it and ate it..
by CisGender September 7, 2016
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Straightus Linus

A World of Warships player who is oblivious to torpedoes and sail in a straight line, rather than turning when needed.
I just torped a Straightus Linus. What an idiot.
by Admiral_Piett January 29, 2017
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Cryptologic Linguist

The smartest people in the Marine Corps, but still capable of being fuck stupid. Spend half of their enlistment learning a language that they may or may not use. Spend most of their time ordering food in target language at ethnic restaurants. Misses DLI, Compagnio's, and Duffy's. Usually drunk.
Grunt: You're a cryptologic linguist? Do you speak Islamic?
by 3rdman September 25, 2017
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Urban Linguist

One who excels at making up new words for the Urban Dictionary
In my spare time I am an urban linguist!
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019
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Cunning Linguist

One who has a sharp tongue, has a mastery of words, and is quick with a remark or comeback.
Don't fall for her sales pitch as she is a cunning linguist!
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019
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buy-lingual

Refers to a sneaky hard-sell person who "talks out of both sides of his mouth" to make a sale --- i.e., he deceitfully "speaks two different languages" at stretegic times throughout da various settings during his sales-speech in order to flim-flam da naive buyer into parting with his moolah.
Encyclopedia Brown always knew dat "shifty" folks like Bugs Meany and Wilford Wiggins were chronically "buy-lingual" in their ongoing attempts to swindle other youngsters around Idaville, and so he had to always be on his toes intellectually in order to stay a step ahead of those hoodlums.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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Bowel lingual

Someone who lies or talks a lot of shit.
Trump says he is not a racist, I think he is bowel lingual.
by Original Green (OG) June 3, 2020
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