Levels Of Douche Baggary

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.

Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.

Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.

Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.

Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.

Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.

Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.

Do YOU know the levels of douche baggary?

by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009

third level

An adjective used to discribe ones behavior. Depending on the context can be really good or really bad, but always denotes an extreeme.

My idiot friend was being such a third level, telling everyone how i spilt an entire pint of Guinness on myself!

by Go-man June 1, 2006

breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island

That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!

by randall December 9, 2003

above sea level

When someone needs to take such a large dump that the resulting pile of feces rises above the water level of the toilet.

My bathroom smelled so bad since my roommate's shit was above sea level.

by syaoran October 18, 2008

Levi

A guy who is mysterious, doesn't talk much and is really straightforward, blunt and doesn't care about manners. He is strong, quick witted and unbelievably handsome. He's a bit of a clean freak, yet everyone around him adores him.

I levi you.

by rufylovesaot June 15, 2019

Levi

Levi is the nicest person you’d ever meet. He’s loyal, kind, smart, and sweet. Levi is a leader. He’s usually a sexy beast too. If you know a Levi keep them.

Yo that bitch lookin like Levi

by Hung Mule December 9, 2019

Leilah

Leilah is a bad ass bitch she has a booty to die for Appreciate her bc she a g. Usually Leilah's birthday is in July. If y'all look into her eyes, go make her day special and kiss her. She as horny as hell! No joke! So if you are a boy and you know a Leilah go ask her out...she deserves it :) She AMAZZZING like.... ps: her kisses are soo nice and she is so lenggg.

Lucy: Did you know that it was Leilah's bday . Go ask her out

Nate: Why ?

Lucy: Bc she a great kisser apparently...

by Maliki>> March 24, 2020