lettucing

When you want to sing and enjoy a band from the early 2000s named after a food court.

Lettucing, lettucing. Lettucing, lettucing.

by Mr. Good Sir the 14th August 22, 2025

lettuce wagon

Garbage truck.

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.

by BlackSage May 21, 2018

Dirty lettuce

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.

Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.

Friend 2: Why are you like this.

by Sora290 January 5, 2022

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

Lettuce Meemonch

Drinking fat cum nut and spitting in the penis to project it up a dudes and lick shit all day. If you vote down I’ll kill your daughter

Drew not today! I do not want to Lettuce meemonch with you rn

by CadenLover32 April 28, 2020

trap lettuce

A term for marijuana ( that good kush )

Yo Jake you tryna get some trap lettuce?

by Vape lord jake May 23, 2018

lettuce jr

A very chaotic ball of lettuce with limbs and eyes, it can live forever it is very prone violence.

“Hey look it’s lettuce jr”

“I heard he commits arson”

by Lettuce jr December 26, 2021