Get Lettuced

Man shoved his thumbs inside a woman and rips the cheeks apart
Corey walked into the woman’s house and then maliciously lettuced her dog then blurts out get lettuced
by Ye corey March 20, 2022
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Wild lettuce

Yo brotha, stay away from tommi, she has a bad case of wild lettuce!
by Everybodysbud July 22, 2017
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Lettuce lightning

Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.

This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.
“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.
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Lettuce lightning

🥬⚡️(Anti-proship) is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖(proship)
“You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”
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Lettuce Dildo

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
by Ohfuckthat11 October 03, 2017
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A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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Mexican lettuce

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?
by August 04, 2021
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