Laine

A short blonde male. . .Dead babies. . .

Whoa, that Laine is so short I almost stepped on him.

by Boobot141 February 21, 2009

Lacing Up

Staying the night at an attractive young lady's house (who happens to have the IQ of a goldfish, and is dating you). Then, breaking up with her the next morning, after a night full of sticky fingers, and play. Oh, and of course, board games. And Twister. And of course, youth group the next morning. And baking cookies. And lying on the couch. And we cant forget all of her friends coming over. And lastly, her orgasming so hard that her newly died, stapled in hair flies out.

Wow. Garrett's gonna have a long night. Hes Lacing Up.

by Us People June 11, 2006

BROSAMA BIN LADIN

DIS WHEN U GETTIN YOUR DICK SUCKED DEN YO HOMMIE ROLLS UP AND BRAKES IN AND ASKS U IF U WANNA GET YO DICK SUCKED HWILE GETTING YO DICK SUCKED AND THEN HE GOES DOWN ON YALL WITH YO GIRL N MAKES U KILL YOURSELF

YO DID U HEAR LIL TYRSSE BROSAMA BIN LADIN'D TYRONE LAST NIGTH WHILE LAQUISHA WAS SUCKIN HIS DICK?

by wat u wnt nigga October 19, 2010

Caught lacking

When a lover pulls down your pants, and as a man, your equipment is insufficient. When it's too small, you're "caught lacking" OR

When a woman, takes of her push up bra, after thinking she is stacked, she is "caught lacking" .

But you don't understand Rhonda, after talking such a big game, he pulled down his pants and was caught lacking! He ain't no Ron Jeremy !

But Ronny, when I was at the club, her tits looked so big. I didn't know about wonder bra and the extra padding they put in nowadays. When I got back her "tits" were smaller than my man boobs! Type A- at the most!

by Urbdicdanswer May 4, 2018

Lainey

A Lainey has a good figure, a kind and loving face but is shy to new people. Once you get to know Lainey she is very outgoing and is looking for a boy in 8F. She has friends that laugh with her and cry with her. She is a mad puller. Some boys wait to put there face in her boobs and occasionally gets a hand on the anus.

“ can I touch that Anus.... Lainey ?”
“ ooof... yes you can!”

by Olliethomas995599 February 23, 2018

Laini

And ugly ass that spreads rumors

Me: have you seen laini that lying bitch
Person: yes she’s a bitch

by Lainieame February 21, 2019

cracker-lacking

Urban term used in casual conversation. Used much like the word "cracking" in the context of "get cracking" it means to 'get a move on' to 'hurry something along'...

got a few projects that we really need to get cracker-lacking on internally...

by urbanfarmer August 17, 2009