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foot long

To have a huge 1 foot penis.
by huge dick February 1, 2003
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long in the tooth

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
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llonga

Spanish slang word for dick

pronounced yo as in yo-yo, yonga
its been years since ms. clinton got some llonga

that fag loves llonga
by flaco82 November 25, 2009
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long position

(FINANCE) a situation in which an investor stands to gain if a particular investment instrument (stocks, bonds, gold, real estate) goes up in value. One "takes a long position" with respect to a particular item.

There are several ways of taking a long position; an obvious way to go long is to actually own the thing itself. Supposing you are taking a long position on Intel common stock (NASDAQ:INTC), here are some other ways:

* Buy a call option for INTC, especially with a strike price higher than the current spot price.

* Write a put option for INTC, committing yourself to buy more INTC stock if the price goes down over the near term

* Buy a futures contract for INTC at spot (or more).

CAVEAT LECTOR: there are many _potential_ definitions of long position; I have given the broadest one available.
MICHAEL: I want to flatten my long position on T-bills.

ANNA: I would recommend buying a covered interest swap with another major currency, like yen.
by Abu Yahya April 10, 2010
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five dollar foot long

when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave
person1: dude wanna go to subway

person2: no man lets just chill at my place

person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
by dr.fuzz March 29, 2010
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Long timer

A person who has worked in the same company or position for so long that they no longer give a crap. The company could collapse in bankruptcy all around them, and they would just shrug their shoulders and get another cup of coffee. For some, being fired or laid-off would almost be a relief. For others, they are just marking their time until retirement.
Coworker1: Hey, did you hear about the error Brad caused that crashed the network this morning?
Coworker2: Yeah, I heard about it, Jen. Do you think it's serious enough for management to give him the axe?
Coworker1: Maybe, but I don't think he gives a crap. I just saw him earlier playing solitaire!
Coworker2: Damn Long Timer!
by Vovalicious October 6, 2009
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long pipe

Longpipe- to have a huge penis
A penis that pulls all the bitches.
Slavey-" I got the long pipe boy."
Chance-"you couldn't pull any bitches with that short baby pipe!"
by Cap. Long pipe January 23, 2014
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