The Lonely Gerstenzang

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.

Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

Properly Telling That You Are Lonely For Me

Properly Telling That You Are Lonely For Me

Properly Telling That You Are Lonely For Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

Loneli

Loneli is a cool cute person with a great personality and someone that is fun to hang around loneli will laff at ur jokes even if they aren’t funny because that’s how nice loneli is.

Boy: hey do you know loneli?

Freind: no who’s that

Boy: there really nice let me introduce them to you

by Veeverysimple October 11, 2020

Lone

a lonely woman, with no sense of humor. she doesn't even know word such as "salty". her stomach is rumbling. she's obsessed with her dog, Arne.

oh, that girl is such a Lone

by hotsexymess October 17, 2018

Lonely snowman

When you are snowballing with your own cum without a partner

My friend is single so he had to pull a lonely snowman

by Biglebowski21 September 13, 2025

lonely

Literally what the name says above. Best shared with others

Also, borgers.

person 1: yo, im lonely
person 3: yo, me too

person e: can yall fucking count

by becausethosedrugsneverwork February 21, 2021