Idiotic lone wolf

I'm a faggot and I try to be a lone wolf but I suck

You're THE Idiotic lone wolf

by Lone wolf is a faggot June 16, 2017

The Lonely Gerstenzang

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.

Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

Loneli

Loneli is a cool cute person with a great personality and someone that is fun to hang around loneli will laff at ur jokes even if they aren’t funny because that’s how nice loneli is.

Boy: hey do you know loneli?

Freind: no who’s that

Boy: there really nice let me introduce them to you

by Veeverysimple October 11, 2020

lonely

Literally what the name says above. Best shared with others

Also, borgers.

person 1: yo, im lonely
person 3: yo, me too

person e: can yall fucking count

by becausethosedrugsneverwork February 21, 2021

lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

Owner of a Lonely Heart

Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances, win or loser
See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you, and that's the only way
Shake, shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Say, you don't want to chance it
You've been hurt so before
Watch it now
The eagle in the sky
How he dancin' one and only
You, lose yourself
No not for pity's sake
There's no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
You've got to want to succeed

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

After my own indecision
They confused me so
Owner of a lonely heart
My love said never question your will at all
In the end you've got to go
Look before you leap
Owner of a lonely heart
And don't you hesitate at all, no no
Yow!

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

Sooner or later each conclusion
Will decide the lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
It will excite, it will delight
It will give a better start
Owner of a lonely heart

Don't deceive your free will at all
Don't deceive your free will at all
Owner of a lonely heart
Don't deceive your free will at all
Just receive it
Just receive it
(Owner of a lonely heart)

by Death Menace May 20, 2023

lonely bisexual

That one friend who says their bisexual but yes still pulls zero bitches but constantly claims that they could pull bitches but they don’t feel like it.

Have you you meet emma, she’s a lonely bisexual, I kinda feel bad.

by Spicy-lemon July 15, 2023