Lego

A deadly weapon for the foot to handle

Tim-steps on Lego

Tim-😩

by Da goat 69 December 11, 2022

Lego

Some people have lego city’s, those people are insane. Building a 500 piece lego set takes me around 12 months. Let alone a “explicit limited edition 999999 piece Taj Mahal set”

Wanna build legos with me? No I want to stay mentally sane.

by Imburiedinsnowhelp February 21, 2021

Lego

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019

Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp

I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

Lego blocks

cheaper landmines

my brother keeps coming into my room without warning so I layed tons of Lego blocks that looked like the floor all over my bedroom floor so next time he comes in he will regret it

by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021

Lego City River

A place that deserves to be a landmark because of a certain meme.

A man has fallen into the Lego City River

by Power476 December 23, 2020

Lego mech

when you make a Lego mech that u play with until u need more parts

man 1: I wanna make a LEGO MECH
man 2: ok u degenerate

by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022