lasagnapill

lasagnapill is when someone has their net worth tied up in crypto, desperately blaming their failures in life and lack of aspirations on “pill”. Likely they are the biggest incel too.

if you take the lasagnapill you’re probably gonna live with your parents forever

by cockhammer1946 September 15, 2023

Lasagna

Lasagna (noun):

A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.

An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.

Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.

"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"

"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."

by Zioooooo October 2, 2023

Lasagna Horror

Like a spaghetti western, but horror. Coined by Em Schulz on ATWWD

“My favorite movies are lasagna horrors”

by Porkc207 October 3, 2023

Lasalle

A place where students are put to Torture and Pain,Also endless suffer, from a young age, students are forced to suck on cocks and they are the Hairy ones, too,DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS IN LA SALLE OR THEY WILL BECOME HOMOSEXUAL AND LEAVE YOU WHILE YOU SUFFER,also la-salle boys are known for their zesty personas and the straight,lucky survivors will be raped by the teachers and others until they become gay or die.

A:Hi how is la-salle?
B:i will fuck you in the ass
A:what
B:when the beat drops,Ima fuckig kill myself
A:lasalle

by KonS_3quences October 9, 2023

Lasagna

Its baked and some fat orange cat eats it. Italians do too.

GARFIELD! Why did you cause a global food shortage?
I thought everything was made of lasagna.

by mchow December 15, 2023

Lasate

EXTREMELY ENERGETIC AND WILL SIDE EYE YOU

third wheels aggressively

erm ackshully lasate isn't the one we're talking about

by giggidygiggidydemagorgon January 10, 2024

Lasaun

Lasaun is sometimes confusing Sometimes often goofy with jokes and sings 24/7 known as being sassy and mean, Lasaun keeps it 100 and loves when their partners are clingy hides feelings from others. Lasaun is Really a kind person if u really know them.

Lasaun

by Love,peace November 20, 2023