Night in with the lads

Metaphor for staying in on your own and beating one off.

"lads" refers to your balls.

Laurence: Mate are you coming out tonight to the pub?

Pat: Naa bud, I'm having a "night in with the lads".

by samstorm88 May 5, 2007

Landshark

Po Po, The Fuzz, Jakes, 5-0, PIGS, COPS

Yo put dat crack down son, I just saw a Landshark creep by.

by FITZRIGHT January 9, 2010

Landshark

A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.

John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy

by Mr. Blue September 1, 2004

laison

Laison, a weird intelligent kid that does science sexy stuff.
Very weird

Hello laison! You're looking great today!
OMG Laison just got a F- in your test today!

by Chicken rainbow January 12, 2017

laid face

The expressionless face one can only express after having lost their virginity.

Person 1- “Dude, I bet he’s never gotten laid”
Person 2- “No, he’s got the laid face, we can’t mess with him, there’s no doubt about it, just look at him.”

by MoonlitFURY May 15, 2018

Ladislao

Ladislao is an amazing person, in many ways. He can be kind hearted, open minded, calm, loving. He has a way of words that will make you fall in love with him all over again. He will be there for you whenever you need him. He will be there to love you. Like damn I have a ladislao, and god blessed him with everything <3. I don’t know if he gonna see this, but he is honestly the best person to have in my life. He’s there for me. He is honestly just an amazing person. I had never met someone named ladislao until one night at 4am we met on omegle😂, and let me tell you this, ever since I met him I have never regretted meeting him. You will never regret meeting a ladislao. They are honestly just one of the best person to ever have. He has this positive energy that he got and if you give the same energy back there will never be any regrets.

How is he just perfect? Everything about him is perfect.
See now that’s a ladislao

by Quesito February 24, 2020

Lads Holiday

Where a group of boys (the lads) go on holiday together where they get up to debaucheries most notably cheating on their girlfriends/wives for fun abroad.

*To bestmate* "Liam is going on a lads holiday next week I don't think I can cope"
Them: "nah babe its alright I'm sure he won't cheat"
Her: "no but that's what all lads do on a lads holiday"

by Noellia August 1, 2021