keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

Keyboard Commando

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"

Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.

by Den-bot February 13, 2005

Keyboard worrier.

Some one who caps locks you in an argument and thinks they are great for being able to. And also only makes fun of you on the internet and doesn't say it to your face.

Example: Stop caps locking me and thinking your the best... You little keyboard worrier.

by sparkleyes10 May 16, 2013

Keyboard plaque

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.

Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Keyboardmz

First 9 letters on my keyboard.

My keyboard says keyboardmz

by Joe February 22, 2004

keyboardfailure

-often types in a retarded fashion
-usaully emails and messages are illegdible
-often shows signs of dylexia
-when frustrated, mashes keyboard with fists

"max you're such a keyboardfailure did you mean to say that you had a SMALL penis, what's gotten in to you?"

by Raji Mohammed Ibrahim January 18, 2008

Keyboardian

1. The language that is produced when a person randomly jumbles letters on the keyboard when there is no understandable thoughts going through ones head.

2. The language one writes when they are temporarily possessed by Satan himself at the computer.

3. The angry thrashing of keys while suffering form writers block.

4. Misspelling going horrible wrong

asd;lfadifhale;krn;aliafhg;oasd;ldiafah. Ahh I see you speak Keyboardian.

hwiousdafhfklausdhfmissiispss. You spelt Mississippi wrong

by Rustygate1801 November 23, 2011