Also known as KW, a once infamous football player from Missouri, he now spends his time as a wanna be UFC fighter, and pimping out cars and trucks to compensate for other parts of his personality that are lacking in substance.
by slackerguard June 25, 2009

Keith is a bloody fucker that 好心没好报
He is fucking retarded and likes to call people while they are sleeping or showering to ask them if they are siao. He loves to ask you to shdup for no reason and is one of the most xia lan fuckers you will ever meet in your life . But if your very close to him and know him very well then he is one of the best person with a good heart and will help you no matter what . He will always be there for you when you need him overall someone you can trust and he is loyal
He is fucking retarded and likes to call people while they are sleeping or showering to ask them if they are siao. He loves to ask you to shdup for no reason and is one of the most xia lan fuckers you will ever meet in your life . But if your very close to him and know him very well then he is one of the best person with a good heart and will help you no matter what . He will always be there for you when you need him overall someone you can trust and he is loyal
by Keith koh November 22, 2021

The coolest content creator that is sober and thriving. Thrifting by day, stiltwalking by night. All whilst building a community of sober, like-minded individuals. Also called the Manic Messiah. His followers are called his disciples.
A- “Did you see that dude walking downtown on stilts? He looks like a chill dude!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”
by MediumMF July 17, 2025

The new east side rapist that has it out for pregnant girls likes to knock them out when they dont wanna be near em cause he has that look in his eye and drewel on the side of his mouth
by Ricklamb69 July 28, 2022

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

Playboy. He is a goodie two shoes but doesn’t want to get introuble. Only lies when he wants to flex. Doesn’t understand the meaning of the word no
“Hey can we talk?”, asked Keith “ Sorry no I’m busy” “ You do so(insert tea spill right here)” Told Keith
by Unkn0wnus3r May 23, 2021
