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Kansas City chiefs fan

A person who meat rides taylor swift and has no social life and can't do anything in life
by Monkman625 January 28, 2024
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Kansas Tug And Pull

Where your girlfriend plays tug of war with a dog and blows it at the same time.
Is your girl giving that dog a Kansas Tug And Pull?
by Daman103747 July 1, 2018
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Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach
Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30
by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018
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Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.
Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.
by Squishy turd September 22, 2016
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Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum
"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."
by Paintbait August 8, 2020
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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti November 13, 2023
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Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
by Smithsonian November 4, 2021
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