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Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.
I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.
by Josh December 13, 2004
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kangaroo

someone who attends to nature's calls on a railway track.
kangaroo kangaroo dirty dirty kangaroo
sitting on a railway track
and doing number two.
by nymph192 October 17, 2008
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kangaroo flip

A double sideflip 540. Invented by the one and only Jon Olson
Jon invented the massive kangaroo flip, and swept all of the competitions.
by freeskier January 7, 2008
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Kangaroo Kickstand

A large penis used as support to keep a persons body up while resting
Q: How is Andy Cole standing like that?
A: Oh he's just using his kangaroo kickstand
by Che Riot December 26, 2011
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Kangawho

The Kangawho is a kangaroo species which think deeply about what the meaning of life is.
They're called kangawho because they often question themselves: Who am I?

Or similar things like: What is the meaning of life? Does it all even make sense? Why do I exist?
Kangawho: "Who am I?"
Jonny: "That must be kangawho!"
by Failure Artist January 23, 2013
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kagazona

Spanish slang when someone messes something up or ruins it. They spoke too much or didnt say the right thing. Party pooper or fun killer. Often used in teenagers.
Frida-Lets break into the minimart!

Janira-No,thats illegal an dangerous.
Frida-Jeez,why are you such a kagazona!!!
by Janira2412 December 29, 2013
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kangaroo smash

A type of animal interaction in which an individual named Luke Woof pretends to be a Joey by napping in a kangaroo pouch in an effort to recover before doing a second night on the piss.
Luke was so drunk last night, he did a kangaroo smash in prep for tonight.
by MobyDickhead October 26, 2017
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