jugglings

Small boobs, A-cups, itty bitty titty committee

If small ducks are called ducklings then small jugs (boobs) are called jugglings.

by Byoqi December 26, 2007

Tulsa Anti-Juggalo league

Heros in my eyes, the few people fighting the juggalos. when the juggalos are just low middle class white kids that cry about how they have had such a hard core life because mommy and daddy didnt baby them news flash no ones lifes perfect

I owe the Tulsa Anti-Juggalo League because when i was being jumped by juggalos one of there members jumped in and saved me so i pay my respect to such a honarable group

by Cullamore May 8, 2010

Juggalo Checklist and Creedo

Juggalo Checklist:

___ Paint Face (Just Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)

___ Put On Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently washed)

___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits

___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)

___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me

___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I Go

___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated

___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.

___ Ignore All Laws (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'm Goin' (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:

I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.

Normal Person: So Mr. Juggalo, can you tell me about being a Juggalo? Is There a Juggalo checklist and creedo or pledge?

Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain't nuttin but a bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain't down wit' tha clown.'Dis mah lis'...check it out hata' !!

by Plain Cat May 25, 2006

juggalos

A bunch of faggots who think they are tough, yet the are scared to fight anyone unless they outnumber the other person at least three to one. They are just a group of losers that came together one day because someone realized if you could get all the losers into one group then maybe they could feel good about themselves.

Any loser wearing an ICP t-shirt.

by Ben October 31, 2006

juggalette

A juggalette is a morbidly obese and/or borderline-retarded teenage girl who has zero friends other than fellow Clown Syndrome patients and listens to the Insane Clown Posse religiously. They come from a usually poor background (reason why they pretend to be tough) most of which becoming pregnant by the time they are 17 after drinking faygo and pretending to be drunk. They typically have worst-case-scenario acne and have an outer layer of lard around the brain that slows even the most basic cognitive ability, usually their love life does not exist beyond internet cybersex with juggalos.

Normal person: Wow, look another ICP fan.
Normal person 2: Yeah, wait thats a "juggalette".
Juggalette: iz iz down wit da clownz
Normal person: What the fuck is that stench??
Normal person 2: THATS SWAMP CROTCH.. NOOOO!.
Information from ED.COM

by bostntbagparty March 1, 2007

juggalos

A large ball-sucker.

Juggalo: I'z be down wit da klown til i'z dead in da ground.
Me: I don't care if you go down on a clown.
Juggalo: I swing my hatchet biyatch.
Me: But...you suck.
Juggalo: I kill u bitch
Me: *laughs* I have oral herpes. *kisses juggalo* EWW DUDE!
My Friend Joe: Man, you just kissed a fuckkin juggalo! Get this poor bastard to the hospital poste haste!
Me: Aww dude im down wit da klown
Joe: Ahh it's infectious! I'm so sorry I have to do this, but everyone knows you can't let juggalos live. it's rabid and against the law. *stabs*

by shiggledyhigglypuff January 12, 2006

juggaloism

Juggaloism IS NOT a religion, but simply a way of thought and a creative fictional story. Even juggalos don't believe in juggaloism because in album covers and interviews juggalos say they couldn't do this without god.

In the cover of the ICP album, the amazing jeckel brothers, Insane clown posse talks about the help of god. Juggaloism isn't even mentioned.

by -[SWK]-JeCkEl3692 October 2, 2005