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Wood oaks Jr. High

THE worst school you could ever go to. Its full of Jews, and prude people. The dudes are all stupid and prude, and the girls are all normal- the only NORMAL thing about the school.

The assistant principal is the biggest asshole in the world, and one of the teachers was in a pron video -NO JOKE-
Jordan: "Dude your school sucks monkey balls!"

Nicole: "I know! I go to Wood Oaks Jr. High!"
by thisshitisgonnagodown November 25, 2010
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

1.) Overexposed NASCAR driver who wouldn't be half as famous as he is if he didn't have his father's name. (see: media whore)

2.) One who turns left in a stripped-down family sedan for 4 hours. (see: boring, mindnumbing, and trivial)

3.) One who lacks any real driving ability. (see: talentless)

4.) One who crashes and burns on road courses with right-hand turns, no matter how slight they may be. (see: unintentional drifter, granny shifter, handbrake whore, and noob)
Poor Mr. Earnhardt... Flying off the course and bursting into flames on that 10-degree right-hand turn...
by Ninja Disaster November 21, 2004
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

An openly gay NASCAR driver.
Wouldn't his father shit if he knew June Bug was gay?
by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

The most overrated NASCAR driver of all time. He hasn't even won a race in over 2 years, for fucks sake. So shut up and quit your crying, stupid junior fans. He's OVERRATED. The only reason why people like junior is because of his dead father, which is a pretty stupid reason to like him.

By the way, Kyle Busch is a far superior driver to Junebug. I can tell that he has potential to be the next Jeff Gordon, unlike the mediocre Junior who hasn't even won a race in over 2 years.
by not found [Error 404] May 8, 2008
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Tim Hardaway Jr.

Basketball player for University of Michigan. Son of UTEP star Tim Hardaway. Tends to turn on his "kill switch" late in basketball games, he has ice in his veins.
Did you see Tim Hardaway Jr. turn on his kill switch vs Penn State? He put the team on his back.
by UofM16104 April 20, 2011
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marcus spencer jr

A boy that is very rare to find. U finna like him no matter what even if he got an attitude. He's usually very talented at basketball and thinks of it as his life. If u ever are friends with Marcus Spencer Jr. u better cherish that moment forever bcuz u get to see his beautiful smile more than others.
Lexi: I'm going to the park with Marcus Spencer Jr. after school

Isaiah: I wish I was friends with him
by Lova June 21, 2017
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Carl's Jr.

Hands down the best restaurant or any place to aquire food for that matter in the whole world.
by Zach September 12, 2004
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