Josephite

A chunk of flesh that is cut out of a Joseph. This rare mineral is often used to make dickhead potions. This mineral is best combined with Deanite for the best reactions

Nathan: Quick Xavier we need to put the Josephite in the deanite so they can procreate and make jeanite

by FetusDeletus8 December 17, 2018

joseph

joseph has a big personality but he is mostly known for his big nose he is well caring and will treat you right

OmG why is his nose so big

joseph is so cute

by mr.phill May 1, 2020

Joseph Garcia

Joseph Garcia the sexiest man to ever live. He is athletic, has the biggest muscles, is very popular at school, and has every girl falling for him. His nicknames consist of Joe, Joey, and Joe Cool. His favorite sports are baseball, and basketball. The reason people like him so much is because he is very kind to everyone and isn't a douche bag. Although he does mess up sometimes he always seems to fix the problem. He's also known for having the biggest wang 9 inches to be exact.

Girl 1: Man Joseph Garcia is so hot he always treats everyone right
Girl 2: He even has a 9 inch wang!

by carseywiener October 26, 2020

Josephine

Josephine is a wonderful girl, who means a lot to certain people, named: Rebecca, Jupiter, Harris, Sedgie, and Jim. She will never understand how great she is and is always self doubting. if you have a Josephine in your life. Love her.

"Josephine... I love you"

by I_write_stoof March 1, 2021

josephfarts

Honestly the best person and mutual to exist 🙏

They be making ur day without fail every time 🤤

“I am absolutely inlove with josephfarts.”

“Same bro 🤞”

by ashlynxsletter April 16, 2022

joseph kony

A ugandan warlord who kidnaps kids, turns girls into sex slaves and boys into kid soldiers. He fights for no cause yet to make himself look powerful. He has a army and is constantly on the move. He has been doing this for 26 years and he is the the worlds number 1 criminal for multiple crimes against humanity and the american government has doen nothing because it was not in their best intrests but now that people are realising who he is and demanding actions they are sending advisers out there to train the local military in finding him. we can stop him by making him famous, not to celebrate him, but to shed light on his events and bring him to justice. Lets spread the word

me: lets get joseph kony
you: who is he
me: describes kony
you: ill go spread the word

by TheFir3start3rs July 24, 2012

Joseph Kony

when you think you are masturbating in private, but some faggot films you in the act and then tries to make you famous by posting your video everywhere

Jane : Hey that video was hilarious
Adam: What video?
Jane : the one of you masturbating in the disabled toilets
Adam : shit! how did you know?
Jane : Robert filmed in the act, the video is viral
Adam : Darn, I'm such a Joseph Kony

by trewert June 17, 2012