Jonathan

A rich Nazi who thinks he is funny but really not.

Jonathan: SaltyPants? More like EmptyPants!
Conner: No.. Just no

by Ben Sacer October 31, 2016

Jonathan Belcher

Governer of Massachusetts from 1730 to 1741

Kid - Who was the Governer of Massachusetts from 1730 to 1741?
Parent - Why Jonathan Belcher of course!

by Jeff Belcher February 9, 2007

Jonathan

Every Jonathan has a Bestfriend named Melissa

"Hey Jonathan who's your Bestfriend "

"My Bestfriend is Melissa"

by Sibsis March 14, 2017

Jonathan

Jonathan is known for being handsome, cool and having a big dick

Oh my I wish mine was as big as Jonathan’s

by Cooldudeman69 November 28, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan has specks and has brown hair. He is quite spotty aswell. He is
A bit of a junkie , he smokes weed and fags. He is a bit of a fuckboy because he flirts with everyone , even boys even tho he’s apparently straight

You are such a Jonathan

by Urbanmyth246 March 4, 2019

A Jonathan

The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.

HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>

by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008

Jonathan Bernier

See: Jamie Storr

Another wasted first round.

LGK FAN 1: Who is the best goaltender ever?
LGK FAN 2: Jonathan Bernier!

Voice of reason: Jonathan Bernier is no better than Jamie Storr.

by LGK Dana August 1, 2009