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jonithan

A laid back person who can quiet at times. He tends to go with the flow and doesn't do more than he has to. He values honesty, trust, family and friendship. One of the kindest people you will meet who is quick to help but has to much pride to ask for help. Can be funny at times and always has a bright smile no matter what.
That guy over there could pass for a Jonithan
by Jonithan November 13, 2014
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Jonathan's Cosmo

a cocktail made famous by A West Hollywood club personality. It consists of cranberry juice, and premium liquors as a substitute for the regular recipe. This is an extremely "Divo" cocktail.

* 1 oz premium vodka (Belvedere, Grey Goose or Wyborowa)
* 1/2 oz Grand Marnier
* 1/2 oz cranberry juice
* 1/2 oz Chambord
1 lime wedge
We like to order Jonathan's Cosmo everytime we are at Here Lounge or The Abbey. It's as strong as jet fuel.
by West Hollywood Bartenders January 10, 2005
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joint account

A point in a relationship in which the man no longer holds his own balls sack, the woman is dominant, the male has been unfaithful and or a "cheating bastard" which in conclusion results in one singular account on so I media accounts, facebook,instagram,twitter, ECT.
Ryan cheated on Morgan again.
How do you know? Because they created a joint facebook account. Oh man.. RIP to ryans balls.. joint account the loss of a mans balls.
by BMS world star September 13, 2016
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Jonathan groff

A cute human being who is known for being in frozen and Hamilton

Jonathan groff also known as groffsauce is a big simp for lin Manuel miranda
by And_Peggy_Schuyler1 August 19, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathans are massive Geeks, let there be no doubt. They take nerd to the next level, and are stupidly good at maths. Jonathans look like normal men & try their best to act like normal men, but are quite extraordinary.

Jonathans have a large fan base & are loved by men and women alike because of their personable approach. Even when Jonathan jokes are utterly rubbish, people find them hilarious & can’t get enough of them. A Jonathans fan base is a sickening sight to behold.

Jonathans can be self critical & are not very kind to themselves. They do not enjoy social situations, despite coming across very confident & skilled at managing them. Jonathans like to fix things & feel good when they make a positive difference to people’s lives. They don’t like praise & will avoid it at all costs.
But Jonathans come with a health warning. They can ruin your day in a second flat. Brutal digs, unfunny jokes, deliberate wind-ups, savage put- downs & an unrivalled ability to ignore messages - a Jonathan can make you feel like absolute psycho for merely existing. You need to have a whole heap of self confidence to be able to tolerate time with a Jonathan because he will exacerbate your worst fears with ease in the name of humour.

Jonathans are frustratingly short in their communication & will often leave people wondering wtf they mean. It is very difficult to know when Jonathans are being serious or joking.
A: “Who is leading the meeting later?”
B: “idk but I hope it’s a Jonathan, I need some rubbish jokes in my life”
by Holly Suave December 19, 2021
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diamond joint

a joint that seperates in the middle dividing the joint in 2 seperate tubes going outwards, then back towards eachother coming back into one tube. thus making the shape of a daimond.
man, that diamond joint really fucked us up hey? took john 3 hours to make.
by Sana w August 25, 2006
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Leaf Joint

Term for a joint with no buds, but with nothing but sucker leaves.
Duke: "You got any bud?"

Ed: "Nah but I'll smoke a leaf joint with you."

Duke: "FUCK!"
by Budz23 January 26, 2009
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