Throb Job

a sexual act similar to titty-f**k where the guy inserts his penis in between a large set of titties and the girl pushes her titties inward towards the penis mulitple times fast to give the dick a sensation of throbbing

Me: Dude i was with my b***h last night and I came instantly--it was weird.

Ron: dude i thought you could f**k like a champ!? what happened?

Me: We didn't have sex--she have me a throb job it was tittitastic

by ryrymomo March 9, 2011

Grind Job

When you engage in a close, seductive dance with an other person causing enough friction for ejaculation to occur in your trousers and a lot of embarrassment because you just jizzed in your pants.

Damn when I was at the club, Rachael was dancing with me so hard that she gave me a grind job. Good thing it was dark so she didn't notice the huge cum stain on my pants.

by soxfanEB May 7, 2011

Blow Job

The thing I do for my Boyfriend when he's horny. First I'll put my hand down his pants lightly jerk him off, get a little faster and grip it a bit tighter. After I've gotten him nice and hard I'll unbutton his pants and get on my knees. I'll give one more pump and then lick the tip while I jerk him off a bit more. As he starts moaning I'll put the head into my mouth and suck and swirl my tongue around. I move more of it into my mouth sucking harder and swirling tongue around faster. I'll use my other hand to stroke his balls. I start deep throating. I gag a bit. Then as he throbs in my mouth I'll moan around his cock making him moan loud. As he throbs I stop for a few seconds, and he'll glare at me but I tell him it'll be worth it. (If you wait a few seconds it's much more pleasurable) then I go back to sucking as hard as I can and bobbing my head up and down as fast as I can still licking his cock. I moan again around his cock multiple times. Then as he cums in my mouth I swallow it all and smirk up at him. Then he'll eat me out but that's for another time ;) and then me and him fuck like no tomorrow (again another time (;)

I gave him an amazing blow job even though he's my 1st real bf XD

by Some girl, with huge ass tits April 12, 2016

Burt Job

The Burt Job was made famous by late-80's amateur skier Andrew Burt and is widely known to most depressed boyfriends as simply, "a hand job through the pants". This is the only form of stimulation for men whose significant others refuse to touch their genitals. Unfortunately for him, Andrew Burt's girlfriend was notorious for only going as far as "the hand job in the pants" and therefore, the moniker was taken after his last name. This maneuver is also common amongst middle schoolers, as well as young high school aged girls who are scared of touching that certain member, or just don't want to be dubbed a slut.

"Hey bro, I heard you hooked up with Jenn last night, did she give you a handyman?"

"Naw dude, I just got a Burt Job. I'm chafing hardcore."

by Shitpants814 February 20, 2010

Hick job

The act of a random person at a concert giving you a hickey

Adam got a hick job from Kathy at a rager.

by Glenlolo November 20, 2014

Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.

I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.

by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011

mason-job

a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet

Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme

by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023