jizz farmer

1. One who causes sperm to come forth through various methods.
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen

That bitch is a straight jizz farmer. She wouldnt stop rubbing my dick until i ran dry.

by shabat July 7, 2008

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Jizz Spider

A fictional spider used as an explanation for why there is jizz on someones face when they wake up.

"Why do I have jizz on my face?!?!" "Don't worry the house is fully of Jizz Spiders, one must have crawled on your face last night"

by beatyourfish April 7, 2010

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jizz bolt

a wad of jizz exiting the penis in excess of 120 miles per hour

if u don't knock that off, i'm gonna jizz bolt you into next tuesday

by Chives234546 February 3, 2008

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Jizzauce includes the act of actually spreading or smearing the jizz as if it were a sauce, almost to be received as a special treat by the recipient. Not to be confused with the generic term "jizz" or "cum" or "semen", which is just the white, gooey liquid.

I wanna jizzauce all over that hot girl's tits.

If you piss me off again, man, I'm gonna jizzauce all over your face while you sleep tonight!

by NUGe13 July 20, 2010

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Jizz attack

The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously

Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me

Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!

by AlexGdizzle February 5, 2009

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jizz mopper

its the guy in the nudy booth after each guy jerks off.

the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away

by voll July 11, 2003

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Jizz Pinata

A) A pinta that is filled with semen instead of candy.

B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.

A) God damnit, uncle Pedro! We told you to fill it with candy. A jizz pinata is NOT an appropriate thing to have at a quinceañera. Now the girls are crying and you've ruined their dresses!
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?

by kungfuru January 27, 2011

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