North Jersey

a land of contrast, where the factories and poor towns are about 15 miles south of Manhattan,where the middle class towns are about 5-20 miles west of Manhattan, and where The Rich Towns entire Bergen, Passaic, Western Essex,a dn north Union County. Also where there are at least 1 mall close to your house that has stores like Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Cartier, and Burberry. If you could choose anywhere to liv in the world, choose North Jersey, Beacuse its got a beautiul landscape, is really rich, and has easy access to the largest city in the USA!

Q: Where are you from??
A: North Jersey
Q: Wow, you must be rich, Right??
A: SUPER rich, you mean

by North Jersey Boi September 4, 2005

Jesse

Fun, Nice , NOT GAY . Can cheer you up when you're down. Hot and Cute. You wish you knew a Jesse. Likes to joke around and laugh, but teases alot too.

Girl1: Ugh, I'm so bored. I wish Jesse was here.

Girl2: You know a Jesse? Lucky you.

by ZeCookie October 1, 2013

jersey j

To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.

Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"

by Deputy Frawg November 1, 2008

Jesseelizabeth

Jesse and Elizabeth have a long history together and are a couple that is absolutely perfect for each other. They are and will be together until for ever ends.

Their love was so perfect and forever that the word Jesseelizabeth is now used to tell someone how much you love and care about them.

Guy: I love you so much girl.
Girl: I love you so much that I Jesseelizabeth you.

Guy: Forever?
Girl: and ever and ever!

by iloveyouhun121212 February 3, 2010

Jersey wristwatch

When a double sided dildo is vaginally and anally inserted in the same female. The person responsible for the act then inserts their wrist through the loop, presenting it in the same manor as a watch.

I cant believe that stripper let me wear her jersey wristwatch

by Hershal Walker September 29, 2010

Jersey-Bomb

A Jagerbomb with the Red Bull substituted by Heineken. A shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a glass of Heineken and chugged.

The guy from "My New Haircut" should have been doing Jersey-Bombs with Snooki all night

by That guy from Jersey October 18, 2011

Jersey Sparkler

A long slender effeminate joint rolled with multiple papers and minimal marijuana. If resembles a sparkler because it is so thin and burns so quickly and little lasting impact.

Los, stop rolling Jersey Sparklers.

by GF Bocce Champ July 23, 2012