Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
by SivertAWitch October 18, 2019
Get the jens martinmug. A Jens is known for his cunning ways with the ladies and understands the inner workings of a women. A Jens has Immense power in the bed and kills that pussy like no other. A Jens holds a big very large penis
“Omg I just slept with a Jens, I think I need to go into hibernation I’m so tired”
“Wow that really was a Jens “
“Wow that really was a Jens “
by Star lord the one and only November 22, 2021
Get the Jensmug. A friendly guy, not very outgoing. If you get the change to get to know him well you are a very lucky person! They have the biggest hearts and the best butts.
by M1258 November 22, 2021
Get the Jensmug. or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.
by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021
Get the Jenmug. Jens is a man that might seem useless but in fact a Jens holds great power and responsibility, Jens’s harness extreme strength when necessary and are said to have very large testicles which amount to his great power.
“A Jens just defeated a whole kingdom with one single scrotum”
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
by Star lord the one and only November 22, 2021
Get the Jensmug. A girl, generally a twin, who does not handle her alcohol very well. Jizzy Jens are easily recognizable because they introduce themselves by this title at parties.
by creepa'! December 2, 2009
Get the Jizzy Jenmug. Da little-known "evil twin" to da famous and well-loved silky-throated county-music singer; he was always sneaking around trying to poach large finned sea-mammals when either the IWC or Greenpeace wasn't looking.
In the Steven Seagal film, "On Deadly Ground", the chief villain is named "Jennings" and his business is oil, so I wonder if this hombre was actually the infamous Whalin' Jennings, and he had simply switched to dishonestly going after crude oil after the "natural" kind became too legally-rasky to come by.
by QuacksO January 26, 2020
Get the Whalin' Jenningsmug.