jason

Jason; A random patch of hair on ones body.

''Look at the Jason on his nutsack!''
''Damn, she has a hairy Jason on her upper lip.''

by Hahaa Jason February 7, 2010

jason

biggest fuck boy on the face of the earth

you're jason, kill yourself

by cockdaddy October 20, 2016

jason

- someone who knows nuthin
- a marklar
- has gremlins
- a berkelite
- a jive turkey

- that guy is a jason
- you really jasoned that

by fakefakefake August 10, 2009

jason

An stupid fuck that doesn’t know a dame thing

Yo what’s up jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

jasoned

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female

Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned

by tiny_nips May 5, 2008

The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.

Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"

by DlouisD May 21, 2019

jason

jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.

man jason’s ant trail is long asf!

by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021