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Jan-Dieke

A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude and a great memer
Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"

Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"

Person 1: "Duhh"
by niggerfagimus September 8, 2017
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Jan Håkon

A pretty good looking man. He usally get`s beaten up by his little two sisters, but he`s used to it. Jan Håkon also like men. He can`t resist thinking about other men aroud him.
If you like men, you must be like Jan Håkon!
by Seeulateraligator November 19, 2017
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jan size

taylor: look at this very small carrot
reilly: omg it’s jan size
tiana: haha it’s jan size
by nomms March 7, 2019
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Jan

Jan is the most gorgeous person ever. She was on season 12 of Rupauls drag race and should have won, but Rupaul didn’t acknowledge her talents. Jan is so beautiful and kind and will always put a smile on your face. Go followed her Instagram @janjanjan
“Oh wow that person is so gorgeous beautiful and kind”
“Oh really? They must be like Jan”
by Ihatefatuglywhales November 14, 2020
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Jan

Jan crossed the border, but it’s okay cause his looks cover up for everything. He’s a freak in the sheets and FAST.
Yo did you see Jan walking down the streets, he’s HOT.
by currycurrycurrycurry March 30, 2019
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Jan

Jan is THE guy. You tell a girl you're friends with jan, youre getting laid.

chances are jan fucked your girlfriend AND her mother.
Why is jan such a mothafuckin pimp
by WhenTheDead May 22, 2022
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Jan

A man who says "godmorgen" in a very specific way. He also does not remember your name.
Jan: GODmorgen
broelleelever: Well that's our Jan
by broelle18/19 May 2, 2020
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