Japanese

The race that all Asian tourists are assumed to be when they visit Europe.

Italian illegal iimmigrants to all passing Asians in Rome: "Konichiwa! Japanese? Yes?"

by Kvi December 31, 2007

Japanese kamikaze

A sexual act in which a Japanese male lathers himself up in lubricant and suspends himself from the ceiling. He then proceeds to fall from the ceiling and yelling "kamikaze" before falling into the girls vagina. The end result is a very painful and awkward landing that may yield infertility.

Me and this Asian chick did the Japanese kamikaze last night. My mom walked in confused, as she had heard intense screaming, and her lube was all gone. The next day I was sent to a counselor for mental help.

by wtf56 December 19, 2013

Japanese

Anything hailing from the isle of Japan. Can also mean just plain strange. Man, when the Japanese get going, they can do some odd stuff.

"Have you seen my Hello Kitty vibrator? It's Japanese!"

by Daniel January 30, 2003

Japanese Invasion

A period of time in the mid to late '90s in which a large amount of children developed unhealthy obsessions with Japanese games (primarily the ones that became popular television shows) and culture. The advent of Pokémon is said to be the beginning of this period.

(Inspired by the British Invasion in the 1960s... Now THAT was awesome!)

Other Japanese Invasion Fads Included
- Pokémon
- Digimon
- Sailor Moon
- Yu-gi-oh

"Hey man, remember the Japanese Invasion?" "Fuck yeah, I was all over that Pokémon shit." "Dude, good times. Good times."

(As long as you make it sound cool while reminiscing, talking about Japanese Invasion era fads is perfectly acceptable in any social situation now and in the future at any time.)

by Grnot February 25, 2010

Japanese Bum Disease

Entirely fictitious rectal complaint now sweeping the playgrounds of the UK's Primary Schools.

Will be known as Japanese Butt Disease in the USA.

Tulisa has Japanese Bum Disease

Simon Cowell has JBD

by Scally0 January 14, 2013

Saluting the Japanese Flag

Wiping your arse.

Having runny shits mean that I have spent most of the day saluting the Japanese Flag

by TheManMachine August 3, 2009

Japanese helicopter pilot

The rapid hand movement, and squinting eyes associated with the final moments of Taking matters into your own hands

My morning glory was taken care of by a Japanese helicopter pilot making a quick fly-by.

by Middle House Chuckles February 10, 2009