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Jamaican manutschitch

When someone says something way off base, and you want to insult them.
Your friend asks to borrow your car, so you say "nah mon jamaican manutschitch, I'll give you a ride though.
by Billy=D October 9, 2022
mugGet the Jamaican manutschitchmug.

Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg
by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022
mugGet the Jamaican tug-o-warmug.

Jamaican fish bowl

Jamaican fish bowl is when you pee in a girls mouth and she swallows it this can not be done from distance or else it will be classified as a shower.
Jayden: Yo what did you guys do last night?
Ethan: i quenched her thirst last night
Jayden: Gatorade
Ethan: nah Jamaican fish bowl
by SchnitzelMan May 21, 2025
mugGet the Jamaican fish bowlmug.

Jamaican Bump

Invented by the Jamaicans the Jamaican bump is a popular activity used for getting high as fuck by utilizing a crackpipe and their BBC to proceed to hit that shit out of their urethra givin them niggas a new perspective on life.
Jamaican 1 "Wagwan, me brudda tryna hit that Jamaican Bump later?"

Jamaican 2 "ayy bet me brudda"
by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025
mugGet the Jamaican Bumpmug.

Jamaican Jamaican

When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason
Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"
by Bigblackstalenuts73 April 15, 2024
mugGet the Jamaican Jamaicanmug.

Jamaican Weed

Jamaican weed is like heaven on earth!! one great example is Bob Fuckin Marley! one thing u should try before ur death is smoking jamaican weed!
man you should try this jamaican weed it will make you go so high you will fuck your own mother
by XxStitchxx64 June 27, 2018
mugGet the Jamaican Weedmug.

jamaican sauna

You guys really turned my car into a Jamaican sauna. I’m barbecued.”
by Stu Woodside December 7, 2020
mugGet the jamaican saunamug.

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