Jacob

This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.

"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "

by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020

Jacob

The type of guy that will break your heart and still make you feel more loved than anyone else; The worst break up you will ever have

Girl: "Why is she crying?"
Girl 2: "Jacob broke up with her"

by sneakyangel October 4, 2019

jacob

dickhead

jacob lied once again, what a dickhead

by cococutie19 July 27, 2019

Jacob

A funny person who gets more hate then he deserves

That kid looks like a jacob

by Ballistic3795 May 17, 2019

Jacob

The name of a man who truly shows his manhood. Typically has a penis that is 9 inches or larger.

Wow! Is that Jacob? I heard he has a huge dick!

by Big_Dick_Prick May 25, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a great guy but has very little feelings or remorse for hurting other people's feelings. He often is tall and his ego might be a little too high but at the end of the day when you need someone hes always there no matter how big of a asshat he is. And thats that on that.

Jacob is such an ass but I love him..

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Jacob

Most likely ur best friend. He is smart and independent. He has a charm that makes every girl want him with hes deep brown eyes. He will always have ur back no matter what. He has the biggest smile and a laugh to die for. He is athletic and hates to lose. He doesnt like people who arent close to him. He is a great boyfriend and will do anything to make u happy.

Damn Jacob is cute
Jacob is my best friend I love him

by Puppy528 July 26, 2018