Jacob Sartorious

Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.

"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"

by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016

Jacob Collier

An extremely talented 25-year-old man, hailing from London, England. He's a master of harmonization, chords, and microtones. He understands music theory like it's his first language. Collier owns multiple instruments and learned them all on his own- an audidact, if you will. He also has perfect pitch and really is a fun guy, along with possessing a tremendous amount of talent that most, if not all musicians wish they could have. Some people envy him and try to belittle his music, saying he's "just a white boy who uses autotune." Others look up to him as an inspiration. He's also quite a handsome fella, if I do say so myself..

Person 1: Hey, have you ever listened to Jacob Collier? He's a real fuckin' genius. 21st-century Mozart!

Person 2: Oh, that show-off white kid with the spiky Asian-boy hair? He's nothing special, honestly. Shit artist.

Person 1: What? No, you probably don't understand what he really does. You don't have to be a huge fan of his music, but the work he puts into it is truly amazing. Not to mention he plays hundreds of instrume-

Person 2: Would you shut up? I know he's a talented fuck, that's why I hate him. All he does is flex. Cocky jerk.

Person 1: ooook

by confused nick face June 18, 2020

Jacob

A really cool person who can be very pleasing in every way possible. Uses the words "Love" and "Sweetie" all the time, but only because he is a Romantic.

Jacob: "Hello sweetie"
Person: "You must be a Jacob"
:)

by KatiexKilljoy April 11, 2009

Jacob K.

Jacob K. Is the like the name of the awesomest guy that you could ever meet. Hes cute funny nice and describing how i love him would be like saying what water tastes like. completely immpossible! ;p

Jacob K.........AWESOME

by Hope** December 26, 2009

Jacob

He is one of the sweetest guys you will met. He can be a little reserved but he is polite and nice. Even though he may not have every girl falling for him, when you start to love him its hard to stop. He can often be stuck in the friend zone but that is only because they are afraid of losing his friendship. He might not realize how lovable and adorable he is most of the time. In review Jacob is the type of guy who could sit next to you in English class for a year without you noticing but once you notice him there you will find it hard take your eyes off him.

"I think im falling in love with Jacob."
"What you guys had been friends for ages!?"

by UnluckyLittleDaydreamist May 8, 2016

Jacob

kindest guy you will ever meet, super romantic, always makes you laugh even when you don't want to smile, will always take your side, super persuasive.
Jacob makes you feel like your important and he cares about you, super fun to be around and the reson that you go to the party.
he is that hot guy that everyone is in love with. Jacob is really friendly, so from time to time you get jealous, but he always makes it up too you, he always will put you first.
Jacob is flirtatious, but gets over girls quickly..

Sarah: Sorry, I can't tonight going to Jacob's
Kelsey: awe, jealous I wish I was bestie with him:(
Sarah:Haha, he is friends with everyone

Person 1: Damn Jacob is hott
person 2: I know so jealous of his girlfriend(;

by ALLTHEMBABES(: November 30, 2016

Jacob's plow

When having sex with a girl (or guy) doggy style, picking your partner up by the legs and shoving their face into the floor.

Karen was enjoying the sex until the unexpected Jacob's Plow at the end.

by Andrew C.H. February 10, 2007