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crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.
Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.
by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021
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jail peasant

guy1: come here you jail peasant

guy2: ya come

Guy3:ya
guy4:please
jail peasant: fine
by daddybeater65 October 20, 2017
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Layout jail

Layout jail happens on Twitter when someone tags you in a post and if you don’t respond in the desired time you have to change your layout. The layouts are usually cursed images and things you would never want your layout to be
P1 - “ god dammit I was put in layout jail for a day!!”
P2 - “oh no I feel so bad for you
by Ratlord April 16, 2021
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jailing

accustoming oneself to life in jail and adapting one’s lifestyle to make one’s time there as tolerable as possible. Usually by making another inmate look foolish for others enjoyment.
"Dont let people Jail on you, always stand up for yourself"

You saw how zeke was jailing on shawn, that shit was funny as hell."

"Maaaan, stop jailing bro, fuck outta here"
by Prisonmike2.0 October 9, 2023
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jacket jail fries

the people thst make beefy die, beefy die again, idfb, bfb, and tpot
person 1: yo jacket jail fries uploaded a new tpot episode
person 2: omg i should check it out
by camera! August 15, 2024
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crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.
Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.
by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021
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June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
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