Juggalos

A reason on Urban Dictionaries to bitch about ICP fans who beat them up at school, cause they don't have the balls to stand up for themselves.

I'm not a fan.
Juggalos are people who are white trash overweight yada yada yada..
by milkklim June 04, 2009
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juggalo holocaust

Anti-Juggalo Oligarchy;

Against those who call themselves "juggalos" or "ninjas" normally claiming they are being themselves or individualistic, despite doing everything they are told to do by two high school dropouts in makeup. You will recognize them by the familiar stench of B.O. and stale cigarettes. They are almost literally walking diarrhea people.
Their mission is to highlight juggaloser buffoonery by way of trollz whilst utilizing logic. something they know nothing of.

A juggalo will typically bitch and whine about imaginary "haters" and cause problems in the community regularly. The JH is merely a collective of individuals who have taken notice of the juggalo gang and choose to fight it-- by LAUGHING at them.

This has proven to be quite effective, as it takes virtually no effort to expose the idiocy of the juggalo gang since they pretty much incriminate themselves. Hopefully this will make them realize their gang isn't taken seriously and society has taken note of their hebetude.
But if it doesn't, in the end we all still have something to laugh at.

Clowns are MEANT to be laughed at.
The Juggalo Holocaust is a fool catcher-- and the juggafools fell for it!
by nuketheclowns March 19, 2013
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Juggalo Holocaust

A group of bigoted adults that beat up/rape children and teens whom claim to be associated with Juggalo's/Juggalette and psychopathic records. There are few known cases of a holocaust member that has acted violently towards an adult Juggalo/Juggalette. These people are no better then what they claim they are fighting against. In fact they are worse. At least ICP fans don't beat up little kids.
35 year old Juggalo holocaust member: ew ... look at that little kid wearing and icp shirt lets beat him up.
holocaust member's friend: Dude, leave him alone he is just a little kid besides his juggalo parents are with him and you know they will beat your ass.
35 year old juggalo holocaust member: yeah your right.
by Sadie-Bane April 04, 2014
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Juggalo/Juggalette

An overweight teenager who worship middle age men that dress like clowns.
They hold monthly conventions where they have homosexual sex with other Juggalos.They are the most hated group of people to exist besides terrorist.
Juggalo:Sup,homie? Wanna go to da Twizted concert and smoke da wiked shizznit and get psychopatic on all dos hawt bitchez that be there?

Sane Person:You're gay.
by Spanky Ham May 27, 2005
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gathering of the juggalos

The gathering of the juggalos is when ICP, ABK, twiztid, blaze, etc. preform a show for 4 days and a hell of a lot of juggalos are there with tents and sleep out in the forest in a clearing for 4 days
gathering of the juggalos
by JUGGALO 101 May 10, 2010
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Juggalo/Juggalette

Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact. More exciting facts to come, but now, some background information.

The Insane Clown Posse, are a bunch of men who dress up as clowns. I don't know why, but its probably for some sort of fetishistic act involving more clowns and the whip carrying cicusmaster.

Apparently, they are some sort of rap group. Like every other rap group in the world, they talk themselves up, trying to make themselves as some hard ass motherfuckers outcast messiahs. Do i really have to tell you that, they are not in fact messiahs, and that they are not in fact anywhere near good. In fact, The Insane Clown Posse are one of the biggest bags of shit, not in the music industry, but in the world as a whole.

Rap music is shit. Rap music done by clowns is infinitely worse. And their fans, or Juggalos as they call themselves, like this crap. Hence we have come back to the original statment, Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact.

The only reason Juggalos like ICP is because they think that their image is cool and funky, and that by liking them, it gives them an excuse for being the fat outcast losers they are. This phenomenon, along with the Slipknot goth fans is the most generic and conformist form of teenage rebellion there is. If you're a Juggalo and hence a rebel, why are you all the damn same? Why do you buy your clothing all from one handy pre-packaged subcultue shop?

Listening to more than 3 tracks by ICP in a given day will kill a fully grown man. Hence, even the die hard Juggalators or whatever can't listen to ICP all day. What they've done to fill the time though, is to constantly diss eminem, or femininem as they all him. (Wow, you Jugglies are clever).

Why waste all the time slating eminem? He's shit, we all know that, the world knows that. Yet he's better than ICP, probably because there's only one of him, and he only acts like a clown and doesnt dress as one.

To some up:
ICP are shit.
Juggalos are stupid.
Juggalos probably engage in fetishistic clown orgies with each other.
Eminem is also shit.
But not as shit as ICP, and their fans.
Hey, you going fox hunting today tom?

No, with the labour government looking to ban hunting and the bad press it's received of late, i no longer fox hunt.

So why are you in your hunting gear?

I'm off to hunt Juggalos with my wild dogs. Thats still legal, and always will be.
by bastardo_bill April 12, 2005
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Juggalo/Juggalette

a bunch of underdeveloped little homos who take pride in "individuality" while at the same time taking pride in drinking the same kind of soda, wearing the same kind of shoes, using the same slang, and listening to the same bands. also talk tough but never have anything to show for it. a bunch of sissies who were either molested by their uncles or beaten by their stepdads. oh yeah, plus horrible "music."
by broseph April 17, 2005
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