Throb Job

a sexual act similar to titty-f**k where the guy inserts his penis in between a large set of titties and the girl pushes her titties inward towards the penis mulitple times fast to give the dick a sensation of throbbing

Me: Dude i was with my b***h last night and I came instantly--it was weird.

Ron: dude i thought you could f**k like a champ!? what happened?

Me: We didn't have sex--she have me a throb job it was tittitastic

by ryrymomo March 9, 2011

Grind Job

When you engage in a close, seductive dance with an other person causing enough friction for ejaculation to occur in your trousers and a lot of embarrassment because you just jizzed in your pants.

Damn when I was at the club, Rachael was dancing with me so hard that she gave me a grind job. Good thing it was dark so she didn't notice the huge cum stain on my pants.

by soxfanEB May 7, 2011

Blow Job

The thing I do for my Boyfriend when he's horny. First I'll put my hand down his pants lightly jerk him off, get a little faster and grip it a bit tighter. After I've gotten him nice and hard I'll unbutton his pants and get on my knees. I'll give one more pump and then lick the tip while I jerk him off a bit more. As he starts moaning I'll put the head into my mouth and suck and swirl my tongue around. I move more of it into my mouth sucking harder and swirling tongue around faster. I'll use my other hand to stroke his balls. I start deep throating. I gag a bit. Then as he throbs in my mouth I'll moan around his cock making him moan loud. As he throbs I stop for a few seconds, and he'll glare at me but I tell him it'll be worth it. (If you wait a few seconds it's much more pleasurable) then I go back to sucking as hard as I can and bobbing my head up and down as fast as I can still licking his cock. I moan again around his cock multiple times. Then as he cums in my mouth I swallow it all and smirk up at him. Then he'll eat me out but that's for another time ;) and then me and him fuck like no tomorrow (again another time (;)

I gave him an amazing blow job even though he's my 1st real bf XD

by Some girl, with huge ass tits April 12, 2016

ralph job

The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.

Yo, nice ralph job, man, now everyone's canceling on Wednesday night for the boys.

by YesManAlsoFuckRalph November 14, 2017

Holla Job

When a woman yells up into a man's butthole to make his prostate vibrate so he cums without having to even jerk off.

T-bone says to his buddy - "Yo my girl gave me a holla job last night. She went like this 'T-BONE WAZZZZZUPPPP!!!!!' Man I came so fast I didn't have to jerk it or nuthin.

by Conflitm749 October 21, 2013

hate job

When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.

Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.

by Nikc July 26, 2014

curry job

To receive fellatio from a female of Indian descent.

1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"

2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."

by tyrano June 18, 2013