by LingDanc803 August 30, 2023
Get the moral jailmug. The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.
“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
by tmarienem May 19, 2025
Get the table jailmug. Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
by FacadeJG May 22, 2019
Get the jail breakmug. When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
by stuartc1 December 5, 2021
Get the Near Jail Experiencemug. by sylvivresavie December 7, 2020
Get the Pixel Jailedmug. When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail
by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024
Get the I’m going to jailmug. by Slick Asian March 23, 2017
Get the Scrottum Jail Cellmug.