A fictional story made by a neckbeard with their fantasies of beating up their bully. Getting some girls. Etc.
Guy 1: A hot young japanese girl is attracted to me! As a otaku and ultrachad i couldnt refuse!
Guy 2: Quit making a reddit story. You know you cant even go outside and touch grass or talk to a real woman.
Guy 2: Quit making a reddit story. You know you cant even go outside and touch grass or talk to a real woman.
by Personontheinternetthatsucks September 2, 2023
Get the Reddit Storymug. Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."
Story Stealer
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."
Story Stealer
by jjkkmm June 9, 2018
Get the Story Stealermug. by IPD1992 October 13, 2021
Get the 1992 storymug. a lion that travels from place to place (nomads) reading stories to inncoent people, while they sleep, about places that never were. the real reason for these outsiders is that they are commonly rejects from zoos which consiquently tought them to read.
common stories that story lions tell-
-night mail
-travellogues
-a bout de souffle
-triumph of the will
-hail de furer
-nannok of the north
-man of aaron (shark hunt)
-night mail
-travellogues
-a bout de souffle
-triumph of the will
-hail de furer
-nannok of the north
-man of aaron (shark hunt)
by afar ramamaba May 25, 2009
Get the story lionmug. by Jai Gopal January 19, 2018
Get the Jai Storymug. pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent
by imcrazywidit July 25, 2023
Get the pee storymug. You wake up as a stone head then pick up random stones and unlock work craft stuff defeat monster and get weapon
by Alpsiumnomyo (aka joe mama) September 21, 2023
Get the Stone storymug.