Instagramp

1. Someone who proves they are old by unironically admitting they are not on social media

2. When you meet a kid you didn’t know you had, and they immediately introduce you to their child

I got Instagramped by my girlfriend when I admitted that I couldn’t watch the video she texted me.

by Hugh Lee Gann March 20, 2026

Instagram reels

Instagram reels are one of the most strangest places on the internet. you'd see random shit or either the darkest humor you'll ever see, or NSFW And Gore cause 2 weeks ago Instagram got their fyp nuked with gore and nsfw. They're darkest place is the comment section although I find them funny. They basically go on black people (especially georgo floyd) and make dark jokes over them it's the same with other races. They claim themselves "nazis of the internet". They have a good hatred on tiktok.

A disabled kid trying to score a basketball on a reel.
Person 1: "STRIKE IT AINT HARD"
Person 2: it's just instagram reels really dark..

by Cartineverdropping March 13, 2025

Instagrammablise

To instagrammablise something Is to take something and make it instagrammable.

Can you instagrammablise my photo?

by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025

Instagrammabliser

Someone that takes something and makes it instagrammable.

When I want to make something instagrammable, I contact an instagrammabliser.

by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025

Instagrammablising

Somebody that is presently making something instagrammable.

I am in the middle of instagrammablising something.

by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025

Instagram Reels

Hands down the best thing to grace the internet. I've encountered wild shit such as spongebob spamming the word "nigger", a video of someone being told they're not normal because she identifies as one of the made up genders and there's plenty of interesting fight videos on there too.

Fuck tiktok, fuck YT Shorts, Instagram Reels is the way to go.

by UltimateDoge April 3, 2025

instagram

A social media site that has as much ai junk as New York has rats.

instagram is absolutely infested with ai junk. no matter how hard u try, u can’t get away from it.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 18, 2025