It's a scrunchie
Me: hey that kinda looks like a butthole
Friend: we that's disgusting
Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole
Friend: we that's disgusting
Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole
by Theo no October 15, 2019
Get the Pocket buttholemug. Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.
Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!
by sneak fucker July 1, 2011
Get the Crusty Pocketmug. Take off decisions I lack (take it off)
Take off the fake deep
Take off the fake woke
Take off the I'm broke, I care (take it off)
Take off the gossip
Take off the new logic, that if I'm rich, I'm rare (take it off)
Take off the Chanel
Take off the Dolce
Take off the Birkin bag (take it off)
Take all that designer bullshit off
And what do you have? (Bitch)
Huh, huh, uh, you ugly as fuck
(You outta pocket)
Huh, two ATMs (hah, hah, hah, hah)
You steppin' or what? (You outta pocket, huh)
Who you think they talk 'bout?
Talk about us (you outta pocket, shoot, shoot, shoot)
Who you think they copy off? (Brrt, brrt, brrt, brrt)
Copy off us (get back in pocket)
Take off the fake deep
Take off the fake woke
Take off the I'm broke, I care (take it off)
Take off the gossip
Take off the new logic, that if I'm rich, I'm rare (take it off)
Take off the Chanel
Take off the Dolce
Take off the Birkin bag (take it off)
Take all that designer bullshit off
And what do you have? (Bitch)
Huh, huh, uh, you ugly as fuck
(You outta pocket)
Huh, two ATMs (hah, hah, hah, hah)
You steppin' or what? (You outta pocket, huh)
Who you think they talk 'bout?
Talk about us (you outta pocket, shoot, shoot, shoot)
Who you think they copy off? (Brrt, brrt, brrt, brrt)
Copy off us (get back in pocket)
by Dapper Pradder January 9, 2023
Get the outta pocketmug. Dick Pocket ( or Condom or Pussy): anything that can cover a Dick. such as a condom, vagina, mouth, ass, or hand. and many more
Logan: WOW! Balyee, you can use many parts of your body to become a Dick Pocket
Baylee: thanks. I try. my feet were hard to use as one
Baylee: thanks. I try. my feet were hard to use as one
by get CLAPPED girl February 26, 2019
Get the Dick Pocketmug. When somebody literally puts his hand on another’s pocket in attempt to see what is in it; in order to steal from them.
by JerseyJosh July 15, 2020
Get the pocket tapmug. A toupee in a pompadour style. Similar to Elvis's and favored by Rockabilly enthusiasts. Also used to identify any toupee.
Don't look but I think Mr. Jones is wearing a "pocket pompadour".
Man to barber: I'm not liking this baldness, I think I'll get me a "pocket pompadour"
Man to barber: I'm not liking this baldness, I think I'll get me a "pocket pompadour"
by viachicago November 8, 2011
Get the pocket pompadourmug. by Cherrijello February 26, 2009
Get the Pocket Gnomemug.